- Large collection of episodes
- Access to the rest of the Reality Kings network
- Low monthly fee
- Quality could be a bit better
- Earlier photos are small in size
- Unclear update schedule
Members Area Content as of June 13, 2009:
Captain Stabbin Episodes: 256 episodes
Other Content: Bonus access to the other 25 in the Reality Kings network, 20 hours of live webcam shows from 4 different Reality Kings models, My RK Girls section (see review)
Today I'm taking a follow-up look at Captain Stabbin.com, a site that chronicles the adventures of Captain Stabbin (a 50ish dude with big sunglasses and a Captain's hat) and his crew as they pillage and plunder the poopchutes of hot young babes in the cabin of their boat. In each episode, they scour the local beaches looking for an unsuspecting bikini-clad hottie that they can then sweet talk into coming for a ride on their boat, the S.S. Stabbin. Once back on the ship, it just takes a little more persuasive conversation before the chick gets naked, the Captain gets blown, and the first mate (and sometimes The Cap too) step in to fuck the chick silly in both of her tight holes. The fucksluts here are all nubile young babes you'd surely be drooling over if you saw them on the beach and it's awesome to see them get stripped out of their micro bikinis, put on their knees to get their sweet mouths stuffed with cock and then bent over so their juicy young pussies and tight assholes can get drilled by thick dick.
After The Cap'n and his crew have taken turns blowing a big gooey load on the slut's face, they dump her in the water with a life preserver and move on to fresh waters, all the while the chick's cursing them out, flipping them off, and doggy paddling for shore. Browsing the newer episodes, it looks like they've thrown the captain overboard as well since my last visit...he seems to have disappeared from the site and the girls are now fucked and facialed by standard Reality Kings studs. That's a shame as The Cap, at least for me, was part of the allure of the site and it was fun to watch these super hot 18-19 year bikini babes getting their mouths and rectums plugged by 50 year old cock before taking some old man jizz juice to their sweet young faces. Luckily he's still in the majority of the episodes but still...bring back The Cap!
Logging into the members area here will initially take you to the main Reality Kings network page. Here you'll find links to the latest and top-rated updates to the network. There's also a keyword search and a model index as well as a category sorting option (everything from asian, anal, bikini and blowjob to squirting, tanlines, teen, and tittyfuck) to help you find what you're looking for more easily. You can use the "Sites" tab in the main menu to surf on over to the Capatin Stabbin members area. There you'll find the usual setup...all the episodes are listed most to least recent over a series of pages, each with a preview pic of the girl and a short description.
Currently they have 257 girls and it looks like they're all young coeds and pretty darn cute. I don't believe the site's being updated anymore...it's listed as not being on a set update schedule on their update calendar and they haven't really added anything since my last visit some time ago. Ah well, at least the current archive is pretty damn big. Each scene comes with a video, a photoset, and a vidcap gallery. As I said, the archive is pretty large (it goes all the way back to 2004) and it looks like some of the video options vary depending on the age of the scene. Older vids come in WMV and MPG format and you have your choice of watching the clip in multiple smaller segments or 3 big chunks. Newer scenes also offer a full-length version which is nice. Newer vids weigh in at 480 x 360 at 750K while the older stuff is 352 x 240 at 400K. The quality overall could probably be bumped up for all the clips. The 2004 vids look just average by today's standards (they're 5 years old after all) and the 2008 750K vids, though they look much better, could use a quality upgrade as well. They're still watchable and enjoyable for sure but a lot of sites are starting to offer near DVD quality clips nowadays and these definitely aren't that. As far as photo content, photo galleries accompany each scene (usually containing upwards of 150 photos each) and they're good quality although some of the older pics are a bit small at 400 x 600 (the more shots come in at 600 x 800, which is better). The photosets and the screencaps are available in gallery format or you can grab the entire set as a zip file.
Bonus content comes in the form of access to the other 25 awesome reality sites in the Reality Kings network. These are similar in quality and setup to Captain Stabbin and offer up some of the best reality content around today. I've taken a look at many of these sites as well as the Reality Kings network as a whole for QRP if you want to check out those reviews for more details. There's also some live cam material here...unlike most reality networks, the Reality Kings guys actually offer live camshows with some of their models. All told, you receive access to a whopping 20 hours of live camshows with 4 of the girls from We Live Together and MILF Next Door. That's awesome and something that's very unique for sites like this. There's also a new My RK Girls section where you can get a little more interactive with 11 of the Reality Kings models. You add them as a "Friend" and then you receive access to their personal status updates, exclusive personal photos, and live cam shows. You can also send them private messages if you like. Bottom line, if you a like seeing sweet, young bikini-clad hotties getting their tight asses pounded, join up today and enjoy Captain Stabbin as well as all of the other great sites in the Reality Kings network. This is one of the best deals on the Net for reality fans and even though I miss The Captain himself, I still love this site and the Reality Kings network.
Outside Reviews of Captain Stabbin:
The Best Porn - 83.3 out of 100,
Planet Climax - 8.3 out of 10