Crack Whore Confessions

Category: Bizarre
Crack Whore Confessions
Price: $19.95/month (recurring); $99.95 for 180 days
Crack Whore Confessions Updates: 2 - 4 updates per month
Network Updates: Daily
Reviewed On: June 23, 2006 by Locke

Content Quality: 10/15
Content Quantity: 13/15
Gimmick: 10/10
Updates: 7/10
Surfability: 8/10

Value: 9/10
Members Area Ads: 4/5
Exclusivity: 5/5
Bonus Content: 5/5
Overall Impression: 12/15

Score: 83, SILVER


Crack Whore Confessions Quick Facts
Pros:
- Extremely unique real crack whore gimmick
- Bonus access to the rest of Dirty D's Adult Website Ring

Cons:
- Pics are vidcaps
- Older content is of lesser quality

Members Area Content as of June 23, 2006:
Crack Whore Confessions Episodes: 83 episodes
Other Content: Access to the rest of Dirty D's Adult Website Ring (see review for details)


Crack Whore Confessions Review

Crack Whore Confessions is a reality site that takes depicting "reality" very seriously. I mean, usually in these sites the MILF's, teens, latinas, housewives or whatever have a pretty typical pornstar look to them, you may have seen them on other sites, or you may just wonder how dudes cruising randomly around town always happen to find a super hot bleached blonde chick in a micro mini standing around by the side of the road every time out of the gate. Anyhow, here at Crack Whore Confessions you're in for something different. The site chronicles the adventures of Cracker Jack as he turns over the mold-encrusted stones of humanity to find strung out junkie whores looking to suck and fuck for their next hit of crack. I know what you're thinking: the "crack whores" are paid models playing the part of true users. Wrong. If you've ever wondered what a real crack whore looks like, take a look at these bitches. Sure there are some younger 19 or 20 year old girls, and sure some of them are pretty cute in a trashy sort of way, but the majority of these women have obviously led a tough life because of their addiction and it shows. They're usually in their 30's (but look older), their hair's often stringy, their eyes half-lidded, their speech slurred, their faces creased by early wrinkles, and some are even missing teeth. Definitely not your typical aspiring porn slut. The surroundings also add to the ambience of each scene: episodes are typically shot in what looks to be an old trailer or a rundown flophouse, just where you'd expect to find real-life crack whores I suppose.

Something else that's unique here is that a good portion of each episode is devoted to the whore's "confession" which is basically an interview segment that precedes every sexual encounter. Here, the girls tell Cracker Jack about their lives: when and how they got addicted, when they started turning tricks for drugs, how many kids they have, how many times they've been arrested, and various experiences they've had with crazy johns, etc. There's sort of a disturbing dynamic between Cracker Jack and the girls...on one hand he compliments and even flirts a bit with them throughout the shoot but at the same time, there's definitely a humiliation aspect to the banter. These girls are in a downward spiral and are afforded very little respect. Some of the chicks' stories are so pathetic it might even make you feel sorry for them or, if you're a slightly misogynistic bastard like ol' Uncle Locke here, you just marvel at their stupidity and jerk off to their further degradation. Anyhow, once the interview portion is out of the way, Cracker Jack whips out his dick so the whore can suck it. Sometimes a blowjob is as far as it goes and he pops a load in their mouths or on their faces. Other times, he pops on a rubber and fucks the girls to get himself off. In some of the scenes I watched, I chicks actually fire up the ol' crack up during or right after the scene just add even more crazy authenticity to the scene (as if anymore was needed, I mean look at these women!).

Anyhow, moving onto navigation. When you first log-in, you'll be at the main page for Dirty D's network (Dirty D's Adult Website Ring). The Crack Whore Confessions members area is accessible via the menu down the side where you'll also find all of the other sites included in the network. Clicking on over, I found a pretty straightforward setup. All of the available crack whores are listed down the page (there are currently 83 of 'em), each with a preview pic, their name, and a short tagline like "Latina Coke Whore", "Cum Loving Cunt" "Happy Trailer Park Hooker", etc. You know, stuff you might want inscribed on your tombstone. Anyhow, clicking a pic takes you to that scene's main page where you'll find more preview thumbnails and links to view the episode's pics and vids. Photo content here comes in the form of relatively large galleries of average quality 654 x 480 vidcaps drawn from the accompanying video. That's not too much a problem since, as with most reality sites, the real focus here is on the videos. They're all in WMV format and they give you the option of viewing/downloading the full-length clip all in one chunk (usually around 25-30 minutes long) or in several smaller clips. It looks like most of the scenes also come with a short promo vid so you can preview the scene ahead of time.

Video quality varies depending on the age of the clip. The older vids weigh in at 320 x 240 at 256K while the more recent clips kick things up to 720 x 480 at 556K. The quality of the earlier scenes is about average; some look better than others but most of the clips look slightly worse than most reality sites out there nowadays. Things are typically a little on the dark side and a little grainy, partially owing to the conditions under which the vids are shot (the inside of a trailer isn't exactly a Hollywood soundstage, after all). The newer clips look good and are a definite improvement over the older material. Many of them are still dark at times (again, owing to the surroundings), but the clarity is much better and you can bump 'em up to full-screen without much pixelation.

For extras, your $19.95/month membership at Crack Whore Confessions also gets you into the rest of Dirty D's Adult Website Ring which contains an enormous amount of content for you to check out. The network includes access to 18 other sites containing lots and lots of wild hardcore content. Some are sites featuring a single model while others are more episodic in nature and one of them contains an enormous archive of porn in a huge variety of genres including anal, big boobs, lesbian, blowjob, cheerleader, ebony, and many more. I've already reviewed several other sites in the network here at QRP (Glory Hole Girlz, Skunk Riley, and Party Wild Naked). There are also a couple of daily video archives, a selection of adult games, and access to the Camz webcam network.


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