Pros:
- High quality pics and vids
- Bonus access to the rest of the Porn Pros network
- Very hot models
Cons:
- Small archive
- Unclear update schedule
Members Area Content as of April 3, 2009:
Euro Humpers Episodes: 24 episodes
Other Content: Vidcap galleries, access to the other 18 sites in the Porn Pros Network, live cam/chat sites
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On my review plate today is Euro Humpers, a reality site from the folks at the Porn Pros network that features a couple of American guys picking up and fucking super hot Euro babes. All of the scenes I watched here went down in a similar fashion. Two guys head out on the town in a European city looking for chicks, with one guy manning the camera. I'm not totally sure if they move around to different countries or stay in one place...one time they were in the Czech Republic, but they might visit other places as well. Anyhow, the dudes meet up with a chick at various places around town...the arcade, at a restaurant, a pool hall, etc...and start chatting them up. Depending on the babe's English skills this part can be awkward, boring, or endearing/charming.
After about 10 minutes of setup, the threesome heads back to the guys' place, where they quickly turn the conversation in a sexual direction and get the Euroslut to start stripping. The girls here are all extremely hot...I mean really gorgeous...these European porn girls seem to always be beautiful with absolutely incredible bodies and pretty faces. Anyhow, once the girl's naked, it doesn't take long before the guy not behind the camera whips out his dick and the hottie gets on her knees for some blowjob action. These chicks really know how to suck dick and the dude thoroughly enjoys himself. After the dick sucking, the cute little whore gets her tight pussy stuffed in multiple positions, moaning and whimpering the whole time as she gets pounded. After the guy's fucked her good, he pulls out, puts the slut on her knees and unloads a big wad of jizz all over her gorgeous face and pretty pink tongue. The scene wraps up and the guys move on tot their next European conquest.
When you first log into the site, you'll be taken to the main Porn Pros network page. Here you'll find a listing of the latest updates to the network, a model index, update schedule, top-rated sites, and a couple of search features (by category and keyword). To get to the Euro Humpers members area, simply select it from the pull-down menu at the top of the page. Once there, you'll see a pretty typical reality site setup with the most recent scenes listed up top and the archived episodes down below. Currently they've got 24 scenes to check out...I'm not sure how often (or if) they're still updating. Euro Humpers isn't listed on the Porn Pros network update schedule and the scenes here are dated with only month and day, no year.
Anyhow, each Euro Humpers episode comes with a video, a vidcap gallery, and a hi-res photoset. The videos come with quite a few options, which is great. Scenes are offered in Flash format for streaming and WMV and MPG format for streaming/downloading. They split the full scene up into 8 smaller clips and also offer a full-length version. For people on a slow connection, they also offer 1-minute clips. These are in WMV format, are available for stream and download, and come in a low and high quality version. Checking out the videos themselves, they come in at 512 x 288 at 1300K and look really nice. These babies are just short of DVD quality and can be bumped up to full-screen with only a small loss of quality. Awesome looking vids here! As far as photo content, the hi-res photos are viewable in gallery format or you can download the entire set as a zip file. The pics weigh in at right around 600 x 800 and the quality looks great. The vidcap galleries are also available in galleries or as zips...I tend to use these as a way to preview the video more than anything else.
Of course, one of the biggest perks here is the bonus access you receive to the rest of the Porn Pros network. Currently they've got 18 additional members areas to check out in a variety of reality-style and hardcore niches. Check out their tour for a full listing of all of the sites available to you and check out full reviews of some of the Porn Pros sites both here (Jurassic Cock) and at our sister site Quality Amateur Paysites (18 Years Old and Real ExGirlfriends). If you dig seeing super gorgeous European sluts getting fucked and facialed, check out Euro Humpers!
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Outside Reviews of Euro Humpers:
Porn Inspector - 3.4 out of 5,
The Best Porn - 72.0 out of 100
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