Pros:
- Exclusive archive of CFNM/tiny dick humiliation episodes
- High quality pics and vids
- Well-done and unique episodes
Cons:
- No bonus access
- Unknown update schedule
Members Area Content as of January 8, 2010:
Hey Little Dick Episodes: 32 episodes
Other Content: Member forum
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Hey Little Dick is a CFNM (clothed female nude male), male humiliation/femdom reality site where babes with a preference for big cock laugh and jeer at small dicked dudes before whacking off the guys' pathetic peepees. The site is somewhat unique in that the participants include some more everyday type people as opposed to being exclusively porn studs and starlets. This probably isn't that surprising with respect to the guys (who look to all be average Joes, some old, some young) since most men in the porn industry aren't known for having small dicks, but the distinction applies to some of the females as well, with some of the babes being chunkier or a bit older than you might expect to find in the porn world. That's not to say there aren't a plethora of hotties here but it's nice to see some more amateur girl-next-door type chicks as well.
As with most reality sites, each scene here has a different storyline. In one, a black guy is auditioning to be in a pornshoot...the two female interviewers are expecting a black guy who wants to do porn to be well-hung but this guy is decidedly not, as they find out when he pulls down his pants. In another scene, two chicks and an old dude are playing strip poker; when the old guy finally gets down to taking off his tighty whiteys, the chicks are amazed by how tiny his wrinkled dick is. A third scene features a hapless plumber who's been called in to fix two girls' toilet but ends up getting his tiny penis ridiculed instead. And still another episode finds 3 babes tormenting their Chinese delivery guy...they'd like to know if it's true what they say about Asian guys having small dicks and they're determined to use him to find out.
Once the storyline is out of the way, the scenes go down in a pretty similar fashion. The girls have the guy strip (while they remain mostly or fully clothed) and proceed to start a running dialogue about how small his dick is (incidentally, all of the babes here are British so if you dig that accent you'll get plenty of it here). They laugh at it, make fun of it, measure it (in one scene they compare the guy's dick to a champagne cork and it comes out on the losing end), flop it back and forth with their fingers, and wonder to each other how the guy can ever please a woman with a thing like that. After a bit of this, the babes take turns jerking the guy off; sometimes they take their tits out and let him suck or play with them. The laughter and jeering continues throughout the handjob with the guy often making excuses as to why his cock's so small (it's cold, etc.). Once the girls have stroked the guy's tiny member for a bit, he spurts out a tiny load of jizz which prompts more laughter from the chicks. The guy flees the scene embarrassed, while the girls continue to yuck it up at his expense.
The Hey Little Dick members area has a pretty familiar setup. The three most recent scenes are linked up on the main page and you can use a menu at the top to access the archived episodes. Nothing's dated so I'm not sure how often they update. Each shoot come with a lengthy description, a video, and a photo gallery. The photos are viewable in gallery format and there are usually around 150 pics per shoot. The images themselves weigh in at right around 600 x 800 and are high quality, professionally shot photos. The videos come with a few options. There's a full-length Flash version for streaming and also a full-length WMV file. The full scene is also split into several smaller clips that are offered in WMV format. The vids weigh in at 816 x 460 at 3300K and look great. These are DVD quality vids that can be enjoyed at full-screen resolution with very little, if any, loss of quality. Nice looking stuff.
Unlike many episodic sites nowadays, there isn't any bonus content or network access at Hey Little Dick. There is a small member forum where you can discuss the site with other members and request a future scene but other than that they pretty much stick to their own exclusive content and that's it.
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Sample pics and vids are not available for this site. For a preview, please visit the tour.
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Outside Reviews of Hey Little Dick:
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