Pros:
- Unique "jackass" gimmick
- Bonus access to the rest of the Meat Members network
Cons:
- No hi-res pics
- Most of the episodes are short
- Quality isn't the best in some scenes
Members Area Content as of March 13, 2006:
Porn Jackass Episodes: 33 episodes
Other Content: Access to the rest of the Meat Members network, Meat Members message board
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Porn Jackass is a unique reality site featuring naked chicks doing various bizarre stunts and tricks with some good ol' sucking and fucking thrown in. Basically what they've done here is compile 30 or so short scenes (most are around 2 minutes with some as long as 20) with naked girls doing oddball things for the camera. For instance, there are several vids where a nude chick destroys a microwave, copy machine, boombox and a toaster oven with a baseball bat. There's another one featuring a girl shooting a bottle rocket out of her ass and still another of a babe being put in a cardboard box and then thrown into a swimming pool). In the "that's gotta hurt!" category, there's a clip of a girl setting a mousetrap off on her nipple and a guy setting one off on his ballsac. Ouch! Some of the episodes are more straight-ahead porn like the few episodes where two girls suck a guy's dick and compete to see who can coax the sticky load out of him first or the shoot where a chick sucks dick and gets fucked while balancing on a skateboard. There are also some scenes that combine weirdness with sex like the one with two chicks sucking cheese dip off of a dude's cock or the clip of a girl attempting to deepthroat an 11-inch dildo, then shoving it up her ass, then sucking on it again. Basically, you never know what you're going to see when you click on a Porn Jackass episode.
Navigation here is pretty simple. They've got the newest episode linked up at the top of the page and past scenes listed down below. They only have 30 scenes so far and I'm not sure how often they add something (if they ever do anymore). The videos usually come in both WMV and MPG format with versions for low and high speed connections although some of the scenes only offer one format and one speed. I found the quality here to be a bit more variable than the other Meat Members sites I've reviewed. Some of the scenes that look like they were shot backstage at a professional pornshoot look decent but then there are other episodes that have more of a home video type vibe and are too dark or pretty pixelated. They also offer 720 x 480 vidcap galleries with each scene, but with this sort of thing you really need to have the video or you just won't get it. Included in your membership to Porn Jackass is access to the rest of the Meat Members network which is 35+ sites strong and growing all the time. For me, watching hot naked chicks doing goofy stuff is fun to a point, but it's the rest of the sites in the network that really give you the bang for your buck.
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Outside Reviews of Porn Jackass:
The Best Porn - 73.8 out of 100
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