Pros:
- Archive of exclusive
- High quality pics and vids
- Bonus access to the rest of the Jerk Off Pass network
Cons:
- Older content is of lesser quality
- Unclear update schedule
Members Area Content as of August 31, 2009:
Teach My Ass Episodes: 74 episodes
Other Content: Access to the other 34 sites in the Jerk Off Pass network
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Teach My Ass is an anal-focused reality site featuring high quality scenes of cute little 18-20 year old girls getting trained in the art of anal sex. The site also offers up quite a bit of bonus content (34 additional members areas) via the large Jerk Off Pass network. This is another site, like many I've been reviewing lately, that features Eastern European babes which, on one hand, is good because the babes are typically super cute with awesome bodies and willing to do just about anything but, on the other hand, this also usually means that the chicks don't really speak English which can make any kind of interview or dialogue during the scene awkward at best. On the plus side, it looks like the cameraguy does most of the talking here and translates for the girls so at least I won't be wondering what the hell they're saying the whole time.
Anyhow, Teach My Ass chronicles the adventures of Andrew, a guy who's put an ad in the paper offering to train young babes in the proper way to get fucked in the ass. He'll stretch them out and then take their their tight ass puckers on their maiden voyage with his own big dick. Each scene starts off with Andrew meeting the cute Euro slut...he welcomes them into his office and chats with them a bit while asking them to strip down and show off their incredibly tight bodies. After fondling their tits and pussy a bit, he puts the chick up on his desk on all fours with her ass in the air and the anal training begins. Andrew starts out by applying a liberal amount of lube to the babe's asshole and quickly sliding a finger in, knuckledeep. He fucks the slut's ass with his finger, gradually working up to two, then three, then four. He also fingers the girl's pussy as well. From there, he produces any one of a number of toys...dildos, vibrators and buttplugs of all shapes and sizes...and works on inserting that into the little whore's butthole. Once she becomes accustomed to one (he sometimes shoves a buttplug up there and leaves it in for a bit as the cutie whimpers and moans), he moves onto a larger one, shoves that up her ass, and fucks her with it. In some scenes he also uses a speculum to stretch the chick's sphincter out.
After having her pooper stretched out for quite awhile, the chick gets on her knees and sucks Andrew's big dick for a bit. After a nice blowjob, he bends the bitch over again and promptly shoves his dick balls deep up her ass (the chicks here don't get any pussy fucking pleasure; it's all anal here). He fucks the cute little hottie pretty brutally in the ass, first in doggy, then in missionary. By the time he's done, the girl's ass is definitely gaping. After Andrew's had his fill of the babe's virgin asshole, he puts her back on her knees to blow him some more. The scene wraps up Andrew jerking a big, gooey load of thick jizz all over the slut's face or directly into her mouth. Wow, I love these Euro sluts...always hot as hell and always willing to be used and abused by cock!
The members area setup here is very simple. The main page contains links to the two most recent updates to the site and the older episodes are listed over the course of 37 pages, each with some big preview pics and links to view that scenes pics and vids. Right now, they've got 74 episodes to check out...nothing's dated so I'm not sure how often (of if) they update the site. Older episodes only come with a vidcap gallery while the newer scenes provide a hi-res photo gallery. The hi-res photosets are typically quite large with 400-500 pics per shoot. The photos weigh in at 853 x 1280 and are excellent quality...clear, well-lit, and professionally shot. The videos are all in WMV format and come with a few viewing options. They split the full scene into multiple smaller chunks and, in more recent episodes, they also offer a full-length version. The smaller clips come in dial-up, 256K, 512K, and broadband quality versions; the full-length vid is broadband only. The quality and specs of the broadband videos vary a bit depending on the age of the scene. The older broadband movies come in at 640 x 480 at 1200K and look pretty good. There's some pixelation when enlarged, but no big complaints. The newer stuff, however, bumps things up quite a bit to 960 x 540 at 3100K and looks incredible. These are HD quality vids that look awesome even at full-screen...clear, sharp, vibrant looking vids here. Sweet!
As I mentioned, membership to Teach My Ass also gets you into the Jerk Off Pass network, a large collection of hardcore members areas. Currently, they've got 34 additional members areas to check out in just about every genre you can think of...stuff like teen, ebony, interracial, orgy, threesomes, ass licking, gangbang, creampies, cum swallowing, tiny tits, and many more. I've already reviewed Spermantino for QRP and may be checking out a few other Jerk Off Pass sites in the near future.
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Outside Reviews of Teach My Ass:
Planet Climax - 8 out of 10,
The Best Porn - 77.8 out of 100
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